Trouble At Possum Ranch

So, in addition to getting me an important collection of things for my birthday, including a macaw key chain and a diary with important things marked in it like this -- 

-- J.A. Rock also got me the best birthday present ever. And this is its cover: 

And, you guys, it was illustrated! 

So thanks so much to JA Rock for the best birthday present ever. And thanks to everyone who provided quotes for the inside cover -- you guys rock. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to read it again!