Today it's all about Mark and Clare, his mum. And it's no surprise where Mark gets his attitude from.
When a boy's bored and lonely and far from home, who does he text?
And what's the one thing worse than a drunk text? A text sent to the wrong recipient.
You guys, check out J.A. Rock's blog for more texts and fun stuff, and remember to check back here between now and the 24th, since we'll be introducing more characters from Mark Cooper versus America.