God, I hope I've done this right. Because I am about as computer savvy as those apes at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where they throw the stick up, and it spins, and then it's a spaceship, and I really can't remember anything that happened after that. But I'll bet it was just full of metaphors.
Anyway, I wrote a thing.
And did I mention that it's a free thing? This is for two reasons.
Firstly, it's because it's got non-con and violence in it, and Amazon gets snarky about that. And I don't really know how to upload stuff to Smashwords.
Secondly, and most importantly, if I give it to you guys for free, I don't need to write a blurb.
I hate writing blurbs. But you get what you pay for, right? So here it is, my free, almost completely blurbless story, The Last Rebellion:
Warnings: contains scenes of violence, torture, and non-consensual m/m sex.
And hopefully, if this actually worked, you can read it or download the PDF here. And the mobi here. And the epub here.
Oh, and also via the FREE READS tab at the top of this page and on my webpage.