Guys, really. The ability to use a computer does not make me the person to come to when you want advice on which laptop you should buy. Hence this text conversation with my friend Nate:
Nate: What brand laptop u got?
Me: A compaq.
Nate: Am buying one now. Which one u like? (With two pictures)
Me: The first one.
Nate: Y?
Me: First one is prettier.
Nate: I want manly.
Me: We all want manly. Whats ur point?
Nate: Don't want a pretty laptop.
Me: What if we call it metrosexual?
Nate: Hmmm metro, I like that.
Me: It could totally work.
Nate: I'll get that one.
And now I am super jealous because Nate's laptop is prettier than mine.
Sorry, more metrosexual than mine.
Nate's laptop:
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My laptop:
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I want a new laptop.
2 comments:
I would just like to point out that Nate's laptop doesn't have an awesome sleeve tattoo. Or that (insert adjective here)...hat.
I think my laptop is a diseased hobo.
It's the wedding band tattoo that impressed me. I'm not a fan of the hat. I think it takes away some of the impact of the mullet.
But he's certainly an attractive specimen.
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