God, I hope I've done this right. Because I am about as computer savvy as those apes at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where they throw the stick up, and it spins, and then it's a spaceship, and I really can't remember anything that happened after that. But I'll bet it was just full of metaphors.
Anyway, I wrote a thing.
And did I mention that it's a free thing? This is for two reasons.
Firstly, it's because it's got non-con and violence in it, and Amazon gets snarky about that. And I don't really know how to upload stuff to Smashwords.
Secondly, and most importantly, if I give it to you guys for free, I don't need to write a blurb.
I hate writing blurbs. But you get what you pay for, right? So here it is, my free, almost completely blurbless story, The Last Rebellion:
Warnings: contains scenes of violence, torture, and non-consensual m/m sex.
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And hopefully, if this actually worked, you can read it or download the PDF here. And the mobi here. And the epub here.
Oh, and also via the FREE READS tab at the top of this page and on my webpage.

Ooh! My night just got more exciting!
ReplyDeleteMore exciting than Super Mario World? Pfft!
DeleteIt wasn't as difficult as Lemmy's Castle, but it was just as exciting!
DeleteAlso, less coins to collect.
DeleteBwaha!
DeleteI just downloaded the story. I can't wait to read it :D
ReplyDeleteThanks, Jen! I hope you enjoy it...well, enjoy mightn't be the right word... :)
ReplyDeleteYesssss thank you darling, I can't wait to read!
ReplyDeleteI think you'll like it, Heidi! :)
DeleteThank you!
ReplyDeleteNo worries, Andrea :)
DeleteJust downloaded :) Thank you!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Carole-Ann. I hope you like it :)
DeleteThanks Lisa, I've just grabbed this.
ReplyDeleteI hope you like it, Kyn!
DeleteJust popping in to say, thank you. It was bloody brilliant and fucking fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThanks VA! Glad you liked it :)
DeleteThanks Lisa - DL'ed mobi copy fine.
ReplyDeleteThanks Leilani! I'm so pleased it's downloading for everyone :)
DeleteThis is blisssss =) Will read it tonight!
ReplyDeleteSnarky Amazon definitely worked to reader's advantage *snicker-snicker* That's the only thing they are good for right now -being snarky and intolerant. Thank you so much, Lisa!
Mammarella
Thanks, Mammarella. I hope you enjoy it :)
DeleteThanks, Lisa! Can't wait to start it tomorrow. Anything not appropriate enough for Amazon is required reading for me..:)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Don. I hope you like it!
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